Sunday, January 1, 2017

Ugh. New years driving. Busy. Overrated.

A couple of notable rides.

First I pick up a guy near oak lawn. Real nice. We chit chat. He said that he loved his apartments location near all of the gay clubs. I said yeah it is real convenient if you are also gay. Gay men love me.

A gaggle of drunk girls got in my car. Annoying as hell. When they started throwing the candy from my sweet basket, that was it. I yelled at them, stop throwing shit in my car. I was just giving my friends candy. I replied, that is not how you do it.

The last ride of the night was funny and annoying. First the address that they gave me was on the other side of where they were in a huge apartment complex in addison. When I finally find them, drunk. One is drunk. The other is pissed at the drunk. We are going to taco bell. When we get there closed. We drive back to the apt. The drunk one refuses to get out of the car. He orders a new lyft, insists the other dude gets back in the car. We go to McDonald's, taco Bueno, finally hit a taco cabana. The entire time he tells me how to get to where we are going. Totally annoying. But oh well. We are driving back and they are arguing in my back seat. I go straight on belt line to vitruvian, following gps. He yells at me. Where the fuck are you going? I told him he needed to crawl out of my ass...you were to busy talking smack in the backseat. If navigation was that important to you, you should have paid more attention. He shut up. When we got to his apt. His friend slipped me a 10, he said. I am sorry. I thanked him. It was now 4 am.

I drove home. Arrived at 448. Dog tired. Not worth the effort.

And then this....1 mile shy. Shit.


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