Thursday, January 19, 2017

Strip clubs

Sometimes I get fares that terminate at the local strip clubs.

I had one today.

At 2:30 pm

He was in a hurry.he was actually counting dollar bills in the backseat. Please note he did not tip me.

I must also add that I am not comfortable taking men to strip clubs. They are just thinking about tits. It is not like we can talk about the weather. Because we both know he is thinking about tits.

We get there. He is getting out of the car, {what do I say}

Have a nice day- the day is virtually over and considering where I am dropping him Off, do I really want him To have a nice time?

Have fun-no. No.no.

Don't get syphilis. Yeah. That is the one that I am going to go with. Don't get syphilis. That just implies that we both know what you want to do in there. My farewell parting implies that you should not do it. Go home with blue balls. Whack off. But don't get syphilis.

And next time tip your driver. I am working through college too. Bastard.

2 comments:

  1. You do know that a lot of strip clubs will pay you a bounty for dropping off right? Just talk to the valet, get a receipt from them and go to the cash register.

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