The fastest route?

I picked up two girls in Fort Worth that were high as fuck. One couldn't stop giggling, the other was slurring her words, all of them. It was a long trip and the route was through a lot of surface streets and construction on I 35. We get to I 35 from Northside drive and the blonde giggly one says this:

'When I came home last night from the place we are going to, I found a really good way home. It was so much shorter and faster'

I am thinking, oh shit here we go....she does not like the route gps has chosen. Shit fuck  hell.

The other girl replies ' really? How did you do it?'

The blonde replies: "I can't remember, I don't know".

I have never laughed so hard at a passenger. Never. I snorted a couple of times. Apologized. And said, that was funny. Very funny.

I surmise that she probably came home the same way, but was so fucked up, it seemed really short.....