German exchange student

Very nice young woman. From Fort Worth to the airport we had a very nice conversation. I told her that I did not detect a German accent at all, she sounded Nordic.

So anyways, I ask her a ton of questions. One of the things that she likes about the United states is that the commradery at the schools. She said sports, band  etc. She said in Germany, they do not have the same type of bonds. You know because they don't have football....I replied: but you have chess.....

She literally looked at me like I was the dumbest thing on this earth. I died laughing. I then explained to her that I have very poor impulse control and I did not intend to insult her or her country. THEN, she laughed...a little...