An interesting thing happened today.......

My friend Faith contacted me today. A friend of hers needed help at her catering business. They needed a dishwasher. So I thought, what the hell. Something different today.

The kitchen is in downtown Fort Worth. I got there, put on my tennis shoes, tied my hair back and commenced to washing dishes. They make individual meals and deliver them. Nice commercial kitchen. During the course of the day, they were becoming more comfortable with me, and I with them.

At one point,  I was watching the chef make a mush out of lentils. Onions, garlic red wine, seasonings....it looked awful. I asked her what she was making. Vegan meatballs. Hmm. Are you going to add Bacon to them? She got me. Everyone in the kitchen laughed. Afterwards, I was offered a sample. Honestly, blech. They were awdul....

So to the interesting thing. Over the weekend, my son Dr Jeffery Hogan, tried to adjust me. I was so tight, he could not get my lower or upper back to move at all. I was in so much pain. He decided to give me a tens unit. I have been using it since I got home on Sunday, and it has been a life saver. I can actually walk without pain. And my spine is moving on its own...

So, I am trying to get all of the uses I can out of the pads. I only got 16....I put the pads on, this is the 4thuse.....not real sticky, on my lower back.

I go to the ladies room, pee. As I am pulling up my pants, both of the pads detach from my back. One drops inside my pants, the other falls into the toilet full of pee. The one that went down my pants is delivering very unpleasant shocks to my inner thigh, I am trying to disconnect the cord from the unit. I am just know that I am going to get electrocuted in the Methodist ladies room. I finally detach the cord. I pull the lead off of the pads. The picture below is the surviving pad. The other was flushed.

I prayed for it not to get stuck in the plumbing. As most of yall know, I am agnostic. But I was thanking God it was only a 9 volt battery.....