I picked up this very nice gentleman from dfw airport. It was his first ever uber experience. He was very excited. I could sense that he was a very nice man. So I refrained from telling him that I was going to pop his uber cherry. And I was correct. He is a Mormon. Thank God I kept my mouth shut. 

I told him about my fledgling of a blog, how it got started and where I see it going in the future. He was very interested. He is a marketing professor from Michigan.

Then he asked me about some of my more colorful stories.....I could not tell him about the cocaine, blow jobs and gay slap fights. I chose the fire extinguisher story. Yes. Nice safe story...then the car filled up...and I was like what the hell??!!

Know your audience folks. 

If you are reading this Scott, it was very nice to meet you. Thank you for riding with me. I hope you enjoyed your very first lyft ride!!