I have said this before, one of the most important things to an Uber driver, female Uber driver, is a clean bathroom. Seriously. Starbucks went to non gender bathrooms a few months ago. Ever since, I have been saving money.

Starbucks bathrooms are disgusting.



Tonight I really really had to go. Like bad. I wanted tea too, so I pulled into a Starbucks. Mad dash to the bathroom, knocking over chairs and shit. I am ready to unbutton my jeans and go. I open the door to the bathroom door. First thing I see is the sink. It is full of wet paper towels. There are paper towels all over the floor. I
Look to the left, good God. The toilet seat is up. There is splatter everywhere. Up underneath the seat all up in the bowl. The floor is wet. I quickly determine that this is not even a safe hover situation. It is absolutely foul. The other door was locked.

So, I am like fuck  it. I go order my beverage. Get it. Then think, I will try the other lavatory. As I am walking towards the door, a young man comes out zipping and adjusting his junk. Fuck fuck fuck. Turn on my heel and leave.

Starbucks, I am going to be saving even more money very soon. Your employees are not as attentive as they have been in the past. I am tired of impatient smug young people. If you can't offer a reasonably clean space to release the overpriced coffee and tea, please am done.

People judge an establishment on the cleanliness of the bathrooms. So far, you get a zero.

Step it up. Qt is looking real good.....