I pick up a guy just south of dfw. He is at a taco bell. Not unusual, but he has luggage. But he is going to the airport. Confirm the destination.  Terminal d.  I ask, how did you end up at a taco bell?

This is his story. About 6 yards ago when he was living in Washington,  he had a bunch of friends over from out of town.  The guy he was visiting here in Dallas was one of those friends.  He had to get a bunch of people to the airport train station etc.  So, he dropped this guy off at the train station That went directly to the airport.  Apparently it pissed him off. So in retribution, 6 years later,  he drops him off two miles from the airport at taco bell.

That is funny shit.  A little passive aggressive.  But funny.