Toss my tresses

You know we all see the lists of 27 things you can do to save money. I read those lists, and found one that I tried. Washing my hair with Apple cider vinegar.

First, I washed my hair with shampoo. As I had used hair spray and wanted to get all of that out. So, I start pouring a small amount of vinegar on the top of my already wet head. Rubbing it in. Then I made a huge mistake. I looked down. My eyes. Oh my fucking god. My eyes were burning like hell.  So i turn towards the shower to rinse out my eyeballs. Fuck. Now the Vinegar is in my mouth. Yuck. Spit. Cough. Cuss. Just when I think it could not get any worse, it went into another hole. Not that one you degenerates. My nose. Somehow, a good bit of it went up my goddamn nose. Now my eyes are watering, I can still taste it, and my nostrils are burning.

Now you are probably thinking, omg, I will never ever put vinegar on my hair. But you should. My hair is soft and feels healthier. Just close your damn eyes. Shut your mouth and don't breathe.